chunkin blumpkin Share definition Flag The unfortunate situation of vomiting on the recipient of a blumpkin. She was a little too drunk when she went down on him for a blumpkin and ended up dropping a chunkin blumpkin on him. chunkin blumpkin by teeeee June 5, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the chunkin blumpkin mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch