chumferston 

A person who has made a silly error OR a very bold character

I cant believe Rooney missed, what a chumferston he is, OR that David Bowie is a total chumferston, look at what he is wearing.

chumferston by Andrew Osbo April 23, 2006

Chunderstone

A person whom balds early in life, spews early in the night and fails to appear at afters.

"Classic Chunderstone, cant handle his bevy"

Chunderstone by Liamgoodey123 March 13, 2018