chugmuffin 

that special feeling you get when it's the first day of Hanukkah and you open the most beautifully-wrapped present only to find a pair of mismatched socks filled with cherry oak wood shavings and smelling of butter pecan.

ezekiel got some kinda khutspe to unleash that mishiga when he opened the chugmuffin.

chugmuffin by doopitydoop February 18, 2011

Chugmuffin 

A chugmuffin is a annoying, stupid and a not smart person

Steve: bro Garry is such a chugmuffin
York: yeah he is bro

Chugmuffin by Video ezy May 12, 2019

crudmuffins 

interjection: meaning darn, crap, shit, or "ooooo thats not good"

"Oh, crudmuffins, I left it at home!!!"

crudmuffins by kermit June 18, 2003

Curmuffin

Women who work at home on the Internet or phone.

Normally dressing in their pajamas or sweats and sometimes don't take shower for a couple days

I am sick of being a Curmuffin , let's go out to eat.
Your starting to smell like a Curmuffin go take a shower

Curmuffin by Tjmagoo August 23, 2016

Crudmuffins 

1. A word to replace naugty words. Used when angry, scared or surprised. Can be used with holy.

"Holy crudmuffins!" Carol yelled as a mouse crawled on her shoe.

Crudmuffins by </3 Alex July 30, 2008

cumuffins 

A mouthbreathing illiterate moron's mishearing and subsequent misspelling or mispronunciation of the word "comeuppance." The combination of "cum" and "muffins" adds hilarity to the usage of the term, as the word is typically placed in the syntax as an object to be received, as a result of karma, by a person perceived to have committed a wrong.

Yeah, that asshole screwed my best friend after I loaned him 400 dollars, but sooner or later he's going to get his cumuffins.

cumuffins by windu March 22, 2009

Crudmuffin

1. A mild explative, used to indicate displeasure.
2. A unique and tasty home-made treat.

"Crudmuffin! I can't find my shoes."
John baked a batch of crudmuffins.

Crudmuffin by Xaritel June 20, 2004