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Nasty, hairy pussy that smells like ass. Janet Reno has one. Don't ask.


See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
That chuff box has health code violations.
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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An anus with a thick surrounding of pubic hair, usually sweaty.
John's chuff box is really smelly
by Sim0n November 15, 2005
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Vagina.fanny,minge,muff etc
Susan removed her knickers to expose her chuffbox.
by Jonathan Howard January 09, 2006
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noun. (pron: Ch-uff-box) A parlour game where the player must traverse the width of the room with the chuff secured between his arse cheeks and drop the chuff into the chuff recepticle to score a point. Throughout playing the game, no teeth must be shown.
Do you fancy a game of Chuffbox?
by Back Rat March 26, 2007
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a game played by drunken individuals where the chuff has to be dropped from the indvidual's arse into the chuff recepticle to score a point.
by Back Rat February 21, 2007
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