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when god said, "let there be light." CHUCK NORRIS said,"say please."
when god said,"let there be light." CHUCK NORRIS said,"say please."
by da trick biatch March 16, 2006
 
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A normal actor who people think is Jesus himself. Many stupid things about him started to circulate in the mid 2000's. Everyone thinks he can drown a fish, or throw a bird out of an airplane, but none of these are true.

Chuck Norris was featured on the show "Yes Dear" where Jimmy and Greg thought he was a superhero when he turned out to be a regular guy. This is possibly one of the reasons why he is the overrated asshole he is.
Chuck Norris is an overrated asshole.
by Chuck Norris Sucks Big July 10, 2008
 
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Aside from being a faddish 2000's pop culture exemplar of all things tough, monosyllabic, and righteously violent, Chuck Norris holds black belts in Tang Soo Do, Tae Kwon Do, Karate, and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. His rise to Hollywood fame occurred when he starred as the villain opposite Bruce Lee in "Return of the Dragon." He played leads in a number of martial arts movies through the 80's, then was picked up for "Walker, Texas Ranger" in 1993, which aired for eight years on CBS. As of 2006, he continues to take on roles for various karate flicks, capitalizing intensely on his recent faddish popularity.
The Chuck Norris jokes will end when Chuck Norris is ready for them to end.
by Alfred F. September 11, 2006
 
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hairy sideways mouth vagina
her cunt looks like chuck norris' mouth sideways
by cockheeeeead May 03, 2007
 
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A retarded fundamentalist Christian who thinks that the 2'000 year old piece of shit known as the Bible should be taught in school as fact. Oh, and he's a shit actor
Chuck Norris: Hi, I'm Chuck Norris.
Me: You fucking suck. *roundhouse kicks him in the balls*
by Someone With Common Sense February 18, 2012
 
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Sylvester Stallone's penis. Only in the movie Rambo.
Bandolier-clad Asian: "Hory crap! you rounhouse kick me in face!"

Sylvester Stallone: "That would be my penis. His name is Chuck Norris."
by TravisWololol January 25, 2008
 
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This is not the person Chuck Norris rather and act as in the act of Chuck Norrising sombody.
It essential is an abe lincoln but with rph.
It is where you ejaculate on someones face and stick red pubes to the face making a beard ressembaling Chuck Norris.
Dude that chick i hooked up with last night was a bitch so i Chuck Norrised her ass.
by Tyler Colvin January 24, 2008
 
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Chuck Norris invented Judisim. When Jesus turned water into wine, Chuck Norris thought it tasted shitty so he roundhouse kicked Jesus and he died. Ever since then, the Jews are afraid to believe in Jesus.
by The GSpotter August 10, 2006