Chuck-Norris

A Super Human Who Can Do Anything...!

Chuck-Norris Can Breath Underwater Holding His Breath!

by Riidz_786 October 8, 2011

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.

ALL OF IT! duh! That's the answer to: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

by December 13, 2017

Chuck Norris

A badass

Chuck Norris the reason there is a shadow behind you.

by MY NAME IS JEFF April 27, 2015

Chuck Norris

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Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.

by Anonymous December 18, 2014

the young chuck norris

when a man farts into a large bowl of cereal and then puts his dick into it, slowely so that the bowl slowely overflows then he punches a bitch in the face and makes her eat his concocktion. This can result in dominance of anyone in range

dude you totally gave her the young chuck norris

by the money maker is in my pants May 30, 2010

Chucking Norris

a). Going for it at all costs b). Letting it fly c). Taking it all on.

They are going for it and chucking norris.

They had no chance but sure chucked norris.

by Who’s got a baby Dick? March 25, 2023

chuck norris

there os no discription for him. Just read a book

chuck norris is unbelivebel

by roro1602 January 2, 2017