by The Locker Room Guy February 20, 2015
The physical embodiment of a juggernaut and every action movie star that has ever existed. He is accustomed to achieving physically impossible feats of backwards logic. No one is quite sure what really lies underneath chuck norris's beard. Most speculate it's another fist twice as strong as the 2 attached to his arms (if that's even possible). Others claim it is a built in howitzer. Some have even gone as far as to say that it is a wormhole to another dimension. Though anyone who has ever found out has been promptly de-spined just for the fun of it. On chuck norris's birthday he chooses one very lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Though Chuck Norris is prone to use many forms of violence on his victims he is particularly fond of the roundhouse kick. This feat of brutal precision has recorded to exert 10,000 newton of force into the area the size of a heel. Side effects include but are not limited to, coughing, sneezing, dry mouth, nausea, organ failure, brain damage, explosive diarrhea, face melting, erections that last for longer than 4 hours and death.
A price of paper with the Words Chuck Norris on them makes Roger'so Ranging Rules look like a copy of playboy's edition of the sexiest women in republican politics
by Magnuson February 4, 2015
The physical embodiment of a juggernaut and every action movie star that has ever existed. He is accustomed to achieving physically impossible feats of backwards logic. No one is quite sure what really lies underneath chuck norris's beard. Most speculate it's another fist twice as strong as the 2 attached to his arms (if that's even possible). Others claim it is a built in howitzer. Some have even gone as far as to say that it is a wormhole to another dimension. Though anyone who has ever found out has been promptly de-spined just for the fun of it. On chuck norris's birthday he chooses one very lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Though Chuck Norris is prone to use many forms of violence on his victims he is particularly fond of the roundhouse kick. This feat of brutal precision has recorded to exert 10,000 newton of force into the area the size of a heel. Side effects include but are not limited to, coughing, sneezing, dry mouth, nausea, organ failure, brain damage, explosive diarrhea, face melting, erections that last for longer than 4 hours and death.
A price of paper with the Words Chuck Norris on them makes Roger'so Ranging Rules look like a copy of playboy's edition of the sexiest women in republican politics
by Magnuson February 4, 2015
Chuck saw you read this. Chuck doesn't know who the are. Just kidding. He who find you. And he will kill you.
by brosiog November 1, 2014
Instead of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?
Think about that.
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?
Think about that.
by Adrian July 13, 2006
Chuck Norris's dick is big that it has its own dick. And Chuck Norris's dick is bigger than your dick.
by chucknorrisisprettycool June 24, 2011