chubsmuggler

A person (usually female) who appears attractive at first glance, but is discovered later to be slightly to rather overweight depending on how effectively she is chubsmuggling. This can be accomplished with clothing, optical illusions, magic, and impaired or inebriated initial observation.

A: Yo, check HER out!
B: Take another look bro, she's a chubsmuggler.

chubsmuggler by Connor Law Simons December 5, 2011

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chumpsmuggler

A human or black man who smuggles chumps into countries.

Chumpsmuggler: Illegal Mexican immigrants are good for both sides of the USA and Canada, why're you being a hat?

Norman: Your such a fuckin chumpsmuggler, mexicans dont do anything but create greenhouse gas...FUCKin HEATHENS!!

chumpsmuggler by Michael Donald November 14, 2007

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Chub Smuggler • chinsmuggler • chumpsmuggler

Chub Smuggler

Someone with a penis ("chub") hidden up their anus ("to smuggle"). Used to imply a person's sexual orientation in a derogatory way, inferring that they are not masculine.

Look, he runs like a girl. We don't want that chub smuggler on our team!

Chub Smuggler by chaz emmonds January 8, 2010

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chinsmuggler

somebody who is insecure about the shape of their chin and makes an obvious attempt to hide it on their social media posts

Person 1: Wow, have you seen how big Ro's chin is?
Person 2: No, I haven't, but I thought she was pretty cute anyway.
Person 1: Watch out, she could be a chinsmuggler.

chinsmuggler by GreaseBalls February 19, 2025

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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