chrusty
a person who wants people to think they are straight, but is just days away from coming out of the closet
Chris is a chrusty.
chrusty by chrusty the chester molester July 21, 2009
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Chrusty
The act of waving your hands in the air while making a point, only to end up with incoherent grunts and verbal diarrhea.
"man, i just did a chrusty"
"oh no, chrusty is taking over"
"christy, chrusty, chresty, chrasty, chrosty...i'm going to be your new boss"
"oh no, chrusty is taking over"
"christy, chrusty, chresty, chrasty, chrosty...i'm going to be your new boss"
Chrusty by amoebasisters February 7, 2023
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Crusty cling-on
Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
Crusty cling-on by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023
Stem Christy
A single piece of shit that is long enough to touch the bottom of the bowl and poke above the surface of the water.
After eating a pound of cheese from chipotle, Ken dropped a fat Stem Christy into the toilet at work.
Stem Christy by KennyG63 April 15, 2016
Crusty Balloon
A Crusty Balloon is when one jizzes on their sexual partner’s breasts if female, testicles if male; Following the act of ejaculation the partner proceeds to let the semen air dry. Once the cum is dry and flaky, if ejaculate can be removed from vigorous punches to the breasts, crusty balloons have been achieved.
Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.
Crusty Balloon by Krusty Balloons August 28, 2020
crusty berries
Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedly masterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair
crusty berries by blumpkin25 February 9, 2015