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crussell 

a elaborate hoax to fabricate one's sporting and/or sexual prowess to gain recognition and sponsorship revenue. Originally based on professional sailor Chris Russell who is actively campaigning for Olympic selection in the Laser Class for the UK.
Guy: Dude, I banged 4 girls at that party, they were so hot.

Guy 2: Yeah right, you're such a crussell. The only thing you've ever nailed was your finger to a piece of four-be-two in wordwork class.
crussell by ticklebunnies October 5, 2010
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chrisselle 

shes a beautiful girl with an intense personality and has a big butt. Attractive and cunning doubt but quite fun to have around. You will find that she isn`t boring and has a lit attitude so be careful of your words around her.
There`s Chrisselle, vibrant as ever i see.
chrisselle by lshgar November 26, 2017
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Chrussell 

Super duper smart and doesn't know where to put his brains. Very sweet, and always willing to grab his favorite girl's hand. Natural habitat: couches.
"I had a Chrussell sighting today."
"Really? Did he say hi?"
"No, but that's okay."
Chrussell by wob January 15, 2013

Crusseled 

To be crusty. To feel crippled. To have dry cracked out bones.
I been awake for 2 days my bones feel crusseled
Crusseled by Bouncelittlekittiee October 4, 2014

Chrisselee 

Chrisselee is an amazing person who treats people with a lot of respect and love
Chrisselee by Chrisselee November 23, 2021
Crussell is the lord of frotting
Crussell by Six_Devon December 22, 2025

caden crussel 

if your readin this your gay
wow caden crussel packin
caden crussel by escalatorpog November 27, 2022