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Chronosonder 

Sonder but not just for people over there, but for people over then; the realization that everyone in the past has lived a full life autonomous life, and there will be billions more in the future of which who are completely separate from you.
My parents lives didn’t start when I was born, there was a time when they were as naive as me, and my future kids will continue to live past me, and be smarter than I am now. That’s chronosonder.
Chronosonder by Spãcé January 31, 2022
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chronojobi

Something Josh says once on the YouTube channel LGIO.
I’ll give you a chronojobi.
chronojobi by anonymous June 18, 2021

Chronomatopoeia 

Substituting "chron" for a syllable in a word, to make a weed-related pun, with a self-referential meaning.
"The Democratic Republic of Chrongo" is a chronomatopoeia.
Chronomatopoeia by Joe Chrontana September 22, 2011

Chromomotoricae 

The erratic visual coloured movements corresponding to the beat of the music.
Wavy coloured dancy things.
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Chronobate 

Masturbating at the same time everyday or on a certain day every week, month, etc.
Bob: Hey wanna go to Jim's?

Bill: Nah it's 4:00 o'clock, Jim's about to chronobate.
Chronobate by Ubergazz June 19, 2010

chronoptimist 

A person who always under estimates the time necessary to do something or get somewhere.
"Hey, Cindy. you know my parents are expecting us in 20 minutes."
"No problem. I just have to wash the dishes, take a shower, do my hair, walk the dog and then I'm all good to go. See you in 15."
"You are such a chronoptimist! I'll see you in 45."
chronoptimist by annastella June 11, 2006
Word of the Day on June 12, 2009

Chronomatic 

The type of high that makes your vision go into widescreen and makes everything around you look and sound like a movie.
After my last hit, the lighting changed and everything got chronomatic.
Chronomatic by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010