ChristmAss Crack 

A long sliver of ass crack that hangs out of the back of your pants when you bend over after a few weeks of heavy eating during the holiday season.

My brother vomited on our cousin when mom accidentally showed her ChristmAss Crack to everyone while reaching for champagne at the New Year's Eve party.

ChristmAss Crack by Louisiana Gold December 30, 2009

Christmaslessness 

Noun -
The state of feeling bored, gloomy, depressed, nostalgic, etc. after Christmas. Feelings are that of having to wait another year for Christmas, which can result in frustration, discourage, cheerless demeanor, and even despair. Also includes feelings stated above. Accompanies the low time of the month. Signifies the closing of the holiday season until New Year arrives, at which point some motivation will return in auspicious hopes for the next year.

"Man, now I have to wait a whole 'nother year 'till Christmas comes along again. More school. Christmaslessness sucks."
"Cheer up, time will go by really fast."

"What goes up, must come down. I guess Christmaslessness is inevitable."

Christmaslessness by khuh5968 December 26, 2008

Christmacrastinating 

This is what you do instead of writing your Christmas cards, finishing your Christmas shopping, or making fabulous baked goods for all your friends, co-workers and relatives.

She didn't get a gift for her brother because she spent too much time Christmacrastinating on Facebook.

Christmacrastinating by Writer Mom December 23, 2008

Christmass

The mass of Jesus Christ. Approximately 63kg.

John 17:12 "The Christmass was that of an average man, not fat, for he was pious & consumed donuts sparingly."

Christmass by John Superman December 7, 2013

Christmastache 

a lustrous mustache grown every year in celebration of the birth of christ.

Tommy's Christmastache is so boss this year!

Christmastache by Pastaaa October 4, 2011

christmasatarian 

Someone or something that practicly gets orgasm off of christmas. They make everything around them be christmassy, or however you spell it. They are kinda annoying they are mainly the ones who break out the bible storys and say what we should be thankful for. When after that you kinda wanna egg his house, but you won't because your just not into that kinda nonsense and balfolegry

This guy is a total christmasatarian, i kinda wanna kick his ass.

christmasatarian by Orga-santa December 21, 2009

christmastable 

Christmastable ( Christmas table) is the english translation to the Norwegian word Julebord. A julebord is a dinner held by companies for their employees around xmas time. Every working person in the country will be invited to at least one per year.

What is the date of your christmastable this year?

christmastable by HBOK December 1, 2013