christmas slut
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christian slut
A person who loves to preach Jesus but claims to have had lots of sexual experiences. (All of which is a LIE!)
Random Person: "What would Jesus think of your sexual behavior?"
Kerry: "I go to bible studies everyday and I read my bible but I think that he would understand that I have needs that need to be met."
Random Person: "What a christian slut"
Kerry: "I go to bible studies everyday and I read my bible but I think that he would understand that I have needs that need to be met."
Random Person: "What a christian slut"
christian slut by wecaughtyou May 25, 2010
Christian slut
A girl who holds to traditional protestant christian beliefs who also exhibits typical slut behavior.
A christian slut, is different from a regular slut, in that they do not follow threw in any sexual acts. Actions like: kissing, sex, blowjobs, etc. are strictly prohibited in there world view.
A christian slut, is different from a regular slut, in that they do not follow threw in any sexual acts. Actions like: kissing, sex, blowjobs, etc. are strictly prohibited in there world view.
Yo, that girl turned out to be a christian slut.
Dude: Yo, you get with that chick the other night?
Dude friend: Na bro, turned out she was a christian slut and just wanted to cuddle.
Dude: Yo, you get with that chick the other night?
Dude friend: Na bro, turned out she was a christian slut and just wanted to cuddle.
Christian slut by ืืืื August 22, 2012
SLUTTY CHRISTMAS ๐
"๐๐MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐๐!! Now that itโs finally DICKmas ๐
๐ฆSantaโs about to slide ๐
๐พ๐ down your hot ๐ฅ hot ๐ฅchimney tonight. So lick ๐ฆ๐those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog๐ผ, itโs about to get wet down at Santaโs workshop๐๐! Donโt forgot to slide down that XXXtra ๐
๐พ๐
๐พ big North Pole, and make sure your ๐ช cookie ๐ชis yummy enough for Santa to eat๐! ๐ But are you bad enough to handle Santaโs giant juicy 8=candy๐๐ผCOCK=D๐ฆ?? Send this to ๐ of your baddest bitch elves๐๐ผ๐๐พ If you get 5๏ธโฃ back, youre on the naughty list this year๐๐ฆ! If you get ๐ back you better be ready for Santaโs hot โจ๏ธCUMlateโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ญ If you get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back youโve got the most bitchin ๐ฌpeppermint ๐ฌpussy in the North Pole! โ๏ธโ Hope you get to blow ๐ฌ lots of XXXmas ๐dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas ๐CUMMIES ๐๐ HAVE A SLUTTY CHRISTMAS ๐ / DICKMAS ๐ฆ๐๐
YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! ๐
๐พ๐
๐ฟ๐
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๐ผ"
SLUTTY CHRISTMAS ๐ by #1 Mordetwi fangirls December 25, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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