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chrisbrowned 

verd, means to maul somebody or beat the shit out of them. As Chris Brown did to Rihanna.
Stuart: Hey man, last night Henry kissed Tony's girlfriend
Jabril: Really?
Stuart: Yeah, then Tony and Mikey chrisbrowned Henry's bitch ass. Blood. Was. Everywhere!
chrisbrowned by cliffboy22 May 24, 2009

ChrisBrown 

To smack somebody upside thier head for being an annoying bitch, doesnt neccesarily have to be your girlfriend but just any annoying bitch
guy 1- yo dude u saw wat daniel did to judy
guy 2- na wat he did ?
guy 1- he CHRISBROWNED her ass
guy 2- OD
ChrisBrown by Jrjimenez February 10, 2009

Chrisgression 

In Fantasy Sports: The act of setting up one's fantasy sports team for the sole purpose of hurting the Green Bay Packers and bringing bad luck to St. Rodgers.

In International Relations: The doctrine of erratically attacking or threatening ones neighbors for small, useless stretches of land.
Being the spiteful Chrisgresser he is, John purposely played Aaron Rodgers week 10, causing him to become injured.

Utilizing the doctrine of Chrisgression, Billy started a land war for a small patch of land no bigger than Rhode Island.
Chrisgression by Durhamster December 28, 2016

chrisbrownin' 

When you go rent a beautiful lamborghini, get all dressed up, go pick up your girl, go to the grammys, leave the grammys and beat up your girl really bad.
Yo Dawg what are your plans for tonite?

I think I'm chrisbrownin' a little tonite since my girlfriend's acting like a bitch!
chrisbrownin' by El Madrugazo February 12, 2009

chrisbrownabitch

Shawty kept talkin shit, so i had to chrisbrownabitch
chrisbrownabitch by mrkutt February 15, 2009

chrisbrowned 

The act of domestic violence for retarded reasons.
Shannon was chrisbrowned by her boyfriend with a frying pan.
chrisbrowned by Chrisss Brownnn February 24, 2011