verd, means to maul somebody or beat the shit out of them. As Chris Brown did to Rihanna.
Stuart: Hey man, last night Henry kissed Tony's girlfriend
Jabril: Really?
Stuart: Yeah, then Tony and Mikey chrisbrowned Henry's bitch ass. Blood. Was. Everywhere!
In Fantasy Sports: The act of setting up one's fantasy sports team for the sole purpose of hurting the Green Bay Packers and bringing bad luck to St. Rodgers.
In International Relations: The doctrine of erratically attacking or threatening ones neighbors for small, useless stretches of land.
Being the spiteful Chrisgresser he is, John purposely played Aaron Rodgers week 10, causing him to become injured.
Utilizing the doctrine of Chrisgression, Billy started a land war for a smallpatch of land no bigger than Rhode Island.
When you go rent a beautiful lamborghini, get all dressed up, go pick up your girl, go to the grammys, leave the grammys and beat up your girl really bad.