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Chris Hemsworth

A man so handsome that he can make women pregnant by simply taking his shirt off.
Chris Hemsworth: smiles

Everyone woman on the planet: Holy shit my ovaries

Chris Hansen 

The host on NBC Dateline.

Exposes criminals.

Stars on To Catch a Predator.

The biggest cock block of all time.
I went over to this chicks house to fuck, and Chris Hansen comes out of a door with his camera crew and asks me to take a seat!!!
Chris Hansen by Bryan M L. October 11, 2007

Chris Hansen Effect 

The effect on ne'er-do-wells caused by the presence of an apparent authority that is not law enforcement (e.g. Chris Hansen in Dateline: To Catch A Predator). The Effect usually causes the affected individual to spill their guts and make emotional pleas, or say "I'm just being stupid, I guess".
"I saw a man jerking off in his car as I was walking past, and I knocked on the window to warn him there were police hanging around. I guess I must've put the ol' Chris Hansen Effect on him, since as soon as he realized he had been caught, he began telling me about how shit his life is and how this was his first time."

Chris Hemsworth

Sexy ass actor who is so hot a straight man turns gay and a gay lady turns straight.
Guy: Have you seen Chris Hemsworth
Girl: He is soo hot
Chris Hemsworth by Liz-is-funny February 13, 2019

chris hansen 

the guy on dateline who catchs all the sexual predators
Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a seat.

Take a seat. Right over there.

What are you doing here?
chris hansen by Nykwil October 25, 2007

chris hemsworth

"dude chris hemsworth is so hot."
chris hemsworth by heckyabroski October 20, 2019