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chopmoney 

In Ghana chopmoney is money for the daily provision of food, traditionally given to the wife from the husband.
Don't forget to give me todays chopmoney!
chopmoney by Lilith Garden September 10, 2011

chochmonkey 

Someone who takes being a choch to the next level, They normally think they are hard stuff when in fact they are just a fag.
That guy over there is for sure a chochmonkey.
Bro you are being a serious chochmonkey right now.

choadmonkey 

a twit, a moron, a dip.
Bob thinks he's a ladies man, but he's really just a choadmonkey.
choadmonkey by Zoob April 23, 2004

Chufmonkey

1. An abnormally wide penis comparable to a kaiser roll.

2. An abnormally wide piece of stool.
Examples:

1. Shit, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.

2. Somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.
Chufmonkey by BillCheese1 February 5, 2010
It is a odd and frightful combination of a cow and a monkey. It usually pwns t3h nubzors in the face, with an axe.
Wow that cowmonkey pwned that nubzor... with an axe!

chodemonkey 

a stain or remnants left by ejaculating chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc
"my god man you left a chodemonkey on my curtains!!"
chodemonkey by barrycheeko July 7, 2006