choud

a short fat dick or a dick that is wider than longer. or someone who is short and fat

you choud!

John D. has a choud

by V-Pain January 21, 2006

A short but wide pennis. Wider than long! Almost the same shape as a 'Hollands Meat Pie'

Boy: (Drops Pants)
Girl: "Oh my days, you have a choud, it looks like a pie"
Boy: And can i get some peno

by Mike Hilton December 21, 2007

to sick ur dick in to a pussy
lund phudhi cha phassonu

tu salla mhachoud

by baljit January 26, 2004

Choud

Someone that’s annoying and steals all the food

Did you see Arthur after school?
Yeah he took all the food, what a choud

When Mr Sanger and Mr Burns and Ms Benson and Mr Matthews have kids

Bolo yar!(Sanger Choude in korean)

by TardLife May 17, 2016