choongest 

Giant, vain, oversized-ego, and/or all round fuck up in life.

That guy is such a choongest.

choongest by Yvone Yelena Lawson February 1, 2009

Chiongster 

A chiongster is a person who aims to be the best at whatever they do. They always 'chiong' (speed/rush) to the finishing line, beating all their competitors to a pulp. These chiongsters tend to be nerdy.

The term chiongster can also refer to a person who loves the night life. In this case, the chiongster is a party animal who enjoys 'chionging' (partying).

S: Vivienne scored full marks on our last quiz.
K: What a chiongster!

I: I need a drink. Let's party!
S: I'm staying in. I'm a failed chiongster (party animal). I need to become a chiongster at the other end of the spectrum (nerd). Gonna hit the books!

Chiongster by CHIONGSTERS October 2, 2010

immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.

We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.

immaculate congestion by JudyDavid August 7, 2009

congested 

It means when you’re sick and can’t breath and your noes is stuck with mucus and your face hurts.

My friend was congested so he could not go to school

congested by Littlesueisdabomb February 26, 2018

prostatic congestion 

The condition commonly known as blue balls in males. It most commonly occurs when a man is continually aroused but never actually ejaculates. It is caused by an excess build up of fluid from the prostate gland (the fluid that makes up semen).

I have also heard that it was a build up of stopped blood in the testicles and penis.

My wife and I were making love when the kids came home early and we had to stop. Man, had some bad prostatic congestion (blue balls)!!

prostatic congestion by Dick Tater January 28, 2006

choongs 

A bong or cone of marijuana.
Also describes the state you get it in.

"You have a few choongs before work eh?"
"Listen to you mate, you're on the choongs."

choongs by Diego July 8, 2003

Chongster 

has a great big massive cock

Wow vic has a chongster

Chongster by hooni morris July 14, 2020