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chomobile 

The vehicle of a chomo, in which, the acts of child molestation, rape, and or kidnapping often take place. Typically, this is a large, suspiciuos looking van with few or no windows (an exception is however made for portholes).
I saw some creep driving around in a chomobile playing the ice cream truck song yesterday.
chomobile by dirtydan2112 October 8, 2008
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Chomobile 

A pedo party wagon/mobile headquarters/residence of a notorious chomo who haunts the dreams of children like Freddy Krueger.
Better keep your kids inside unless you wamt them to get molested, there's a Chomobile next to the park.
Chomobile by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019

Chodemobile 

noun: A trophy car driven by pretentious douchebags (chodes) who want to show it off. This applies to giant gas-guzzlers, pimp rides, and uber-expensive "green cars." If the car is not being actively flaunted, this definition doesn't apply.
Look, there's Old Man Caruthers in his Hummer. What a chodemobile.

Douche: "Hey, guys, check out my Prius. It gets waaay better mileage than your cars."
Guy (to other guy): "Yeah, but it's a chodemobile.
Chodemobile by Girouette October 27, 2008

chodemobile 

1: A Scion Xb
2: Any tricked out rice-burner driven by a chode. Gays are exempt.
1. Why do you drive such a chodemobile? It's embarrassing.
2. Look at the chode driving that Scion Xb. Oh, never mind, I think he's gay.
chodemobile by Ivan Stratego June 12, 2006

Chopmobile 

A vehicle where you take a lady back and proceed to have sex with her. You are chopping her in your vehicle. A Chopmobile ideally is a van of some sort, having a mattress in the back or seats that fold down.
"Man, where am I supposed to take her after the party tonight?"
"thats easy as, just take her back to the chopmobile"

A toyota super custom would be a very effective chopmobile.
Chopmobile by Crunchy Black 57 September 30, 2011