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chomobile 

The vehicle of a chomo, in which, the acts of child molestation, rape, and or kidnapping often take place. Typically, this is a large, suspiciuos looking van with few or no windows (an exception is however made for portholes).
I saw some creep driving around in a chomobile playing the ice cream truck song yesterday.
chomobile by dirtydan2112 October 8, 2008
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Chomobile 

A pedo party wagon/mobile headquarters/residence of a notorious chomo who haunts the dreams of children like Freddy Krueger.
Better keep your kids inside unless you wamt them to get molested, there's a Chomobile next to the park.
Chomobile by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019

Chodemobile 

noun: A trophy car driven by pretentious douchebags (chodes) who want to show it off. This applies to giant gas-guzzlers, pimp rides, and uber-expensive "green cars." If the car is not being actively flaunted, this definition doesn't apply.
Look, there's Old Man Caruthers in his Hummer. What a chodemobile.

Douche: "Hey, guys, check out my Prius. It gets waaay better mileage than your cars."
Guy (to other guy): "Yeah, but it's a chodemobile.
Chodemobile by Girouette October 27, 2008

chodemobile 

1: A Scion Xb
2: Any tricked out rice-burner driven by a chode. Gays are exempt.

1. Why do you drive such a chodemobile? It's embarrassing.
2. Look at the chode driving that Scion Xb. Oh, never mind, I think he's gay.
chodemobile by Ivan Stratego June 12, 2006

Chopmobile 

A vehicle where you take a lady back and proceed to have sex with her. You are chopping her in your vehicle. A Chopmobile ideally is a van of some sort, having a mattress in the back or seats that fold down.
"Man, where am I supposed to take her after the party tonight?"
"thats easy as, just take her back to the chopmobile"

A toyota super custom would be a very effective chopmobile.
Chopmobile by Crunchy Black 57 September 30, 2011
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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