Skip to main content

Choking up on the bat

I was sitting in the nosebleed section of the my local baseball coliseum! Not an attendee in sight! My partner wanted to do something frisky. Asked if choking up on the bat wasn't out of the picture. As a kind hearted and loving boyfriend, whom am I to deny! She promptly lathered up my hardy maple wood staff and went to town!
By the end of the half inning I could only review her work as knocking it out of the park!
Choking up on the bat mug front
Get the Choking up on the bat mug.
See more merch

Chokking up the tok 

I was chokking up the tok when I was selling bricks
Chokking up the tok by KxlebG January 20, 2023

Cooking up some bullshit

To think up a lie, normally to tell to your parents, friends, teachers, or anyone you need to lie to.
John- did you hear billy fucked a hooker?
Eric- No way, he's cooking up some bullshit

cooking up 

preparing for a shot of heroin
Sick Boy: Say something Mark.
{shouting}
Sick Boy: Fucking say something, huh?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: I'm cooking up.
- Trainspotting (film)
cooking up by Harventh February 7, 2008

cooking up a storm

to "really" know how to cook i.e. to "throw" down in the kitchen. Also to season each dish with love using the best and right amount of ingredients.
Grandma was in there cooking up a storm preparing for Christmas dinner.
cooking up a storm by GoodGoode January 2, 2010

Cooking up dope

The act of using a heat source (a lighter) to cause drugs to dissolve into water for intravenous drug users. Can also pertain to manufacturing of crack cocaine or crystal meth through necessity of a heat source. Do NOT try that at home, or anywhere else. Drugs are bad but intravenous use is RETARDED.
Yo man, you seen J recently?

Nah, last time I saw him he was cooking up dope in the ally at 54th and Crenshaw... He prolly dead.

Yo? What are you doin this weekend?

Got some fiends gettin paid, so I'll be cookin up dope.

Cooking up some pussy 

When you are on call of duty multiplayer and you are dominating your opponents
Ryan’s on a 8 kill streak, he’s cooking up some pussy.