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A 35 year old man addicted to Everquest. This man believes blowjobs only happen in porn flicks, falls asleep standing up, plays everquest 12+ hours a day, pretends to be a female while playing one of his online games. He spends much of his time meditating on the toilet in hopes of achieving time travel. His hands are strong enough to tear an apple in half due to many many days of furious masturbation to hentai porn.
Choi-bot, hold the flashlight straight! Choi-bot wake the fuck up. Where the hell is Choi-bot? Choi-bot is taking a shit again.
by choibots coworkers March 24, 2007