a nickname used for people who pretend to live inside the internet
God that kid is such a Choft...
by Choft June 09, 2009
Top Definition
When you have to take a crap and you sit down and poo falls out of your ass you start to urinate on your floating turds, while shit is still falling out of you caca cave.
After taking it up the Gary, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton went into the bathroom and had a delightful choft.
by Pea-Tear Griffin November 10, 2004

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