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Pirate Code 

Leaving people behind because they can't keep up.
She was pirate coded because she couldn't ski fast enough.
Pirate Code by SnwSkier36 February 9, 2009

Pirate Code 

Opposite of the 'Bros before Hoes' rule.

A single guy who chooses to go and hang out with female company or other event attended by women rather than hang out somewhere with his male only friends.

This is done in the hopes of scoring or to put in the legwork so he may pick up a woman at a later time.

So called presumably, because you are out to score some booty.

A guy who hangs out with his established girlfriend/wife over his friends doesn't apply and is still pussy whipped.
John: Hey Nick, you gonna join the boys tonight for some Halo?
Nick: Nah man, I'm invoking the Pirate Code.
John: Whats On?
Nick: Stephanie from work is having her birthday at the pub, I'm gonna drink bourbon and hit on one of her friends.
John: Good luck man.
Pirate Code by Grumpy Panda May 28, 2009

24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct 

When you text someone in uncharted territory they must be given a full 24 hours to respond before calling them to confirm the contents of the text message(s).
"I texted her yesterday but she hasn't responded."
"call her to confirm your plans dude"
"Nah man according to the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct she still has an hour to reply"

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016