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Pirate Code
Pirate Code by SnwSkier36 February 9, 2009
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Pirate Code
Opposite of the 'Bros before Hoes' rule.
A single guy who chooses to go and hang out with female company or other event attended by women rather than hang out somewhere with his male only friends.
This is done in the hopes of scoring or to put in the legwork so he may pick up a woman at a later time.
So called presumably, because you are out to score some booty.
A guy who hangs out with his established girlfriend/wife over his friends doesn't apply and is still pussy whipped.
A single guy who chooses to go and hang out with female company or other event attended by women rather than hang out somewhere with his male only friends.
This is done in the hopes of scoring or to put in the legwork so he may pick up a woman at a later time.
So called presumably, because you are out to score some booty.
A guy who hangs out with his established girlfriend/wife over his friends doesn't apply and is still pussy whipped.
John: Hey Nick, you gonna join the boys tonight for some Halo?
Nick: Nah man, I'm invoking the Pirate Code.
John: Whats On?
Nick: Stephanie from work is having her birthday at the pub, I'm gonna drink bourbon and hit on one of her friends.
John: Good luck man.
Nick: Nah man, I'm invoking the Pirate Code.
John: Whats On?
Nick: Stephanie from work is having her birthday at the pub, I'm gonna drink bourbon and hit on one of her friends.
John: Good luck man.
Pirate Code by Grumpy Panda May 28, 2009
24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct
When you text someone in uncharted territory they must be given a full 24 hours to respond before calling them to confirm the contents of the text message(s).
"I texted her yesterday but she hasn't responded."
"call her to confirm your plans dude"
"Nah man according to the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct she still has an hour to reply"
"call her to confirm your plans dude"
"Nah man according to the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct she still has an hour to reply"
24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct by 5MORK December 29, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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