A single guy who chooses to go and hang out with female company or other event attended by women rather than hang out somewhere with his male only friends.
This is done in the hopes of scoring or to put in the legwork so he may pick up a woman at a later time.
So called presumably, because you are out to score some booty.
A guy who hangs out with his established girlfriend/wife over his friends doesn't apply and is still pussy whipped.
John: Hey Nick, you gonna join the boys tonight for some Halo?
Nick: Nah man, I'm invoking the Pirate Code.
John: Whats On?
Nick: Stephanie from work is having her birthday at the pub, I'm gonna drink bourbon and hit on one of her friends.
John: Good luck man.
When you text someone in uncharted territory they must be given a full 24 hours to respond before calling them to confirm the contents of the text message(s).
"I texted her yesterday but she hasn't responded."
"call her to confirm your plans dude"
"Nah man according to the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct she still has an hour to reply"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.