Count Choculitis

Having the disease of Count Chocula. You eat Count Chocula so much that you turn into Count Chocula himself. Made up by Jim Halpert.

(Origin- the Office Us Tv series, episode, Health Care )

Dwight: Count choculitis...

Jim: Sounds tough.

Dwight: Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?

Count Choculitis by Toby Flenderson is a beast February 27, 2009

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count choculitis

A disease caused by eating count chocula so much, that you start secreting it through your pores.

Whoah! He's got a bad case of count choculitis!

count choculitis by fortunate_son April 23, 2006

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count choculitis • Chocolatistic • Choclitastrophe • chocolatise • chocolatism • chocolitious • chocolotism • Choculation • crocilitis

Choclitastrophe

An unfortunate situation where while fornicating with a black woman, the male is unable to satisfy the woman's sexual desires.

"Dude, I don't think my penis is big enough for LaQuisha, because last night, we experienced a choclitastrophe."

Choclitastrophe by Jack McFlaxon Waxon January 25, 2013

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crocilitis

When. Person has given up on life and turns their shoes in for crocs. The warning signs of this condition are the person stops shaving, trimming nose hairs, wearing gray socks with tennis shoes, and lack of sex.

The Club sounds fun but my buddy with crocilitis is coming out with us. No one will get laid because it’s such a turnoff

crocilitis by Rick the P is silent October 24, 2018