chocolate wasted

"Chocolate wasted" is most frequently used in context to me "very drunk", although that is not its origin.

The quote is originally from the movie Grown Ups, where Adam Sandler's character answers a table of kids wanting to know what being "wasted" means and he tells them it's a "hankering for ice cream". A little girl then yells out "I wanna get chocolate wasted!".

People now use it just to mean very drunk and they generally use the complete quote from the movie.

Bob: Let's hit up the bars tonight.
Sam: Yeah, I could use a few drinks after all this studying.
Kara: I wanna get chocolate wasted!!
Everyone: (laughs hysterically)

by katiefromtexas November 30, 2010

chocolate wasted

when you get passed over dose drunk/wasted

omg, i'm so chocolate wasted right now

by an0nym0us1234 June 22, 2010

Chocolate Wasted

When an individual gets so drunk that they crap their pants.

Guy 1 "Dude, I got so drunk last night...I got Chocolate Wasted."

Guy 2 "Awww, man, that's nasty!!"

by WrekTaFyr June 11, 2010

chocolate wasted

an overdose of chocolate

From the little girl in the movie "Grown Ups" when she says chocolate wasted.

by awal93065 June 17, 2010

chocolate wasted

when you're fucked up by CHOCOLATE over dosage. directions: buy a shitload of chocolate food products. it does NOT have to be plain chocolate: it can be cake, brownies, ice cream, etc....this is something extremely cool people do to have fun on Saturday nights.

me: Hey Liam, wanna get chocolate wasted on saturday?
liam: uhhh what?
me: you know??? when you eat a shitload of chocolate and you are wasted off it!!

by lildots22 September 26, 2011

Chocolate Wasted

When you are wasted on an alcoholic drink containing alcohol and yours or someone else's feces.

Stan: "Are you waisted?"
Dally: "No, I'm chocolate wasted!" *Dally holds up a cup containing vodka and feces mixed in*

by Emma Unicorn November 17, 2015

chocolate wasted

When you say wasted in front of a girl, she will automatically respond chocolate wasted. Girls are just like this, nobody is really sure why.

Male Friend: Joe was so wasted last night.
Female Friend: Chocolate wasted.
Me: ....anyway, about Joe

by rev.swim September 11, 2021