Eat chocolate day 

Today let’s eat a lot of chocolate 😋

“Hey it’s May 14”
“OK, so?”
“It’s national Eat chocolate day”

Eat chocolate day by I will help woman May 7, 2021

National give a girl chocolate day 

April 12th is the day you give your girl chocolate (not dark chocolate) and lots of it!

Boy #1: yeah I just gave ava chocolate

Boy #2: bruh why?
Boy #1: cause it’s national give a girl chocolate day dude

National give a girl chocolate day by anelitechungus April 9, 2020

National Belgian Chocolate Day 

A phrase used as an alternative to a couple’s relationship. Intended to be said by one as a way of annoying the other.

Jenna: “Do you know what tomorrow is?”

Elias: “Of course how could I forget National Belgian Chocolate Day!”

Jenna: “I can’t believe you.”

National Belgian Chocolate Day by architecter May 30, 2018

Chocolate Milk Day 

Racist interpretation of Martin Luther King (MLK) Day. A common term for African Americans (Chocolate) and MLK (pronounced Milk) gives Chocolate Milk Day

"So, What're y'all doin' to celebrate Chocolate Milk Day?"

Chocolate Milk Day by Tizzle35 January 19, 2009

National Chocolate Milk Day 

September 27th
The day of the year in which the most chocolate milk should be consumed by any individual.

"Hey, it's September 27th! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day!"
"Shucks, thanks Bobby! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day to yourself!"

National Chocolate Milk Day by Nahyma September 28, 2013

Mid-Day Chocolate Truffle 

When two consenting adults put there bare ass cheeks together and press firmly. They then proceed to fully force the shit out of their asses and come to completion.

Me and the wife are looking to spice it up, we’re gonna go home and do the good old fashioned Mid-Day Chocolate Truffle

Mid-Day Chocolate Truffle by Bluntzie March 30, 2021

Eat chocolate all day 

You can eat chocolate all day on the 29th of october

You eat chocolate all day week

Eat chocolate all day by Kiana made it ee October 20, 2020