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chocolate chocolate chip 

chocolate chocolate chip

Chocolate Chocolate Chip 

The ice cream flavor-of-choice of President Joe Biden.
Chocolate Chocolate Chip!”
-Joe Biden

chocolate vagina (chocolate V) 

feces surrounding and/or within the vagina
A chocolate vagina (chocolate V) occurs when a woman is sitting down and attempts to fart, but instead, is suprised to find that diarrhea is powering its way forward through the lips of her vagina...quite messy.

Icing the chocolate cake 

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.
The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.
Icing the chocolate cake by DuffRD September 29, 2010

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker 

To deeply fist an ass hole
I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks

An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...