A Chocolate Baja Blast is when you take your date out on your 1st date to Taco Bell (you pay of course). Later that night after you guys are banging and when you have to take an explosive shit and piss at the same time so you sit down on the toilet and tuck your weiner in so you can accomplish both at once. Before you know it you've shit all over your boner and now it's time to go home her again.
"I Chocolate Baja Blast on the first date Ken, Fuck you!"
by Farkie July 29, 2017
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To get ones fist covered in fecal matter from rapidly pumping ones fist into an anal cavity other another person.
"Man Matt the rangers sure are chocolate fist blasting the Canadians right now"
by Cinnamonring May 18, 2014
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