wark the chocobo

One of the many slang terms for male masturbation.

Jimmy had to wark the chocobo while watching a hot porn movie to relieve himself from the hot girls in it.

by JoeMK October 26, 2005

Fat Chocobo

Having sex with a morbidly obese woman in an airplane bathroom.

"Man, I was riding a Fat Chocobo and the Stewardess nearly caught us. I accidentally depressed the flush button and her ass fat got trapped in the suction hole, it was scary."

by Concerned Bystander June 23, 2006

black chocobo

A dumbass who thinks he smokes weed and looses his girlfriend to a guy in a wheelchair.

Did you see Stephen Hawking with his girl?
Yeah man that shit was funny!

by ^_^ November 8, 2004

Black Chocobo

1) One who has no life and is obsessed by final fantasy characters, even though he does not like the series.

2) Runs a Ragnarok Online Private Server named ChocoDick RO. And sucks at the game.

3) Looses his gurlfriend to a boy in wheel-chair.

A: Hey did you hear about Black Chocobo's new Ragnarok Server?

B: Yeah...It is the worst piece of trash i have ever played.

by TehSwordsMan May 4, 2004

feeding his chocobo

Masturbation. A chocobo is a bird-like creature in the Final Fantasy series of video games. Several of these games allow the player to breed different varieties of chocobo. In the online-only Final Fantasy XI the player has to log on and feed his chocobo, or the chocobo will die. How the term became associated with masturbation is unknown.

He was busy feeding his chocobo.

by John Perkins March 17, 2008