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choadstool

(n.) a despicable person, especially one who is short and fat, much like a choad, a short, fat dick. Choadstoolism may be associated with short man's disease.
That anus up in human resources is a fucking choadstool: four-foot-nine, 200 pounds, and all of it complete, festering dick.
by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009
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choad stools

The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.
I have skid marks in my underwear due to choad stools.
by Jack Tors April 24, 2009
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