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small, not very smart (but reading Freud) future husband of the most incredible woman on Earth. He thinks he's a God but he's wrong (cause I'M a God)
Kaaaaaaarooooooool (gupi jestes)
chmist by iza February 3, 2004
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Christ-a-roni 

This Christ-a-roni kid flipped a hard B in biology today and stormed outta class.

I was driving through Oklahoma looking at all the billboards and man, there are some serious ass Christ-a-ronis in that state.
Christ-a-roni by Elwood Lane December 2, 2014

Christabel 

A Christabel is a priceless gift that will come your side in times of need. Most Christabels have a godly side but that won't stop them from being brave. They are pretty, timeless, sexy and hot and loyal. A Christabel would never leave her friends in time of need.
"OMG! Is that Beyonce?"
"No its a Christabel"
*faints*
*revived*
"You are so damn gorgeous!"
"Faints again"
Christabel by R.A Higheels May 10, 2020

christ on a cracker 

when you're in a war with your bf and you nearly get shot and you think that you're safe but turns out your bf got shot instead
gun: *shoots*
klaus: christ on a cracker! that was a close one, huh dave? dave?! medic! MEDIC! hey dave look at me. look at me, okay? oh damn it, medic! ok. look at me. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. its ok. please, please..please stay with me, dave. stay with me. no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

steezus christ 

he shreds for our sins
holy crap its steezus christ! he shredding!
steezus christ by xaynth2 February 12, 2023

jesus hitler christ 

"Jesus Hitler Christ is your mom a whore!"

" that was my last fucking beer, Jesus
Hitler Christ , Gary, you fucking cunt!!"
jesus hitler christ by yojimbo1974 January 10, 2008