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Chuzzler 

Anyone, usually someone easily offended, who uses the internet (typically Google or Urban Dictionary) to find the definition of an insult they’ve just been butthurt by. Thusly proving the person who originally issued the insult correct. Most often, they’ll try to use that as an insult towards someone else later on. In the process, creating another Chuzzler.
Hipster: He called me a “cuck” what the hell does that even mean ?
Rational Person 1: It means “Eat shit Chuz, no one cares what you think.”
Hipster: Chuz !?! And what’s that supposed to mean ??

Rational Person 2: Jesus Christ Chuzzler, just go ahead and Google it, we all know you want to.
Chuzzler by Dane Haggis March 3, 2020
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A dancing banana with two heads. All chizzels are chinks, but not all chinks are chizzels.
"Dude you're a chink!"
"no, you're a chizzel"
chizzel by j.passy December 12, 2009
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Chiseler 

Historically linked to thieves, but more recently associated with just about anything. Someone who picks something apart a tiny bit at a time. One can chisel on another's stash, their money, their air, their space, their game, their well-being...whatever.
You drank my last beer Neil, you worthless chiseler.
Chiseler by Jshyne June 23, 2004
Slang for a hair from your private area. Used by people from Kentucky.
My sandwich has a chizzle on it!
Chizzle by Larry Mitchell January 27, 2009
is a ghetto term used to define physically or mentally shaped behaviour that results in victorious consequences.
Physically:

*Slap* - He just got chizeled.

Mentally:

Last night, me and my mate were discussing global politics and its detrimental effect on individual economies...
Oh boy, was she chizeled.
Chizeled by ForTheCraic January 5, 2011
ANOTHER word to describe cocaine, predominantly in the North Wales/Cheshire area
Out tonight in Rhyl, goin to smash some Chizz....or Chizzle in before heading to Rosie o gradies.
Chizzle by Draft2016 July 22, 2016
One who is too cheap for their own good

One who hoardes stuff thinking they will reuse it
That damn Chizler built his his whole house out of used lumber!
Chizler by Robertloseedo October 8, 2015