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chirotonsor 

Barber. Listed in Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure, and Preposterous Words (c. 1974, University Books), according to which it was coined in 1924 and accepted by 3,000 "chirotonsorial representatives."

Not listed in Webster's Unabridged (3rd). Apparently constructed from Greek-derived chiro- ("hand") and Latin tonsor ("clipper").
With his hair distractingly tickling his ears and beginning to hang in his eyes, he began to reflect that a visit to the local chirotonsor might be a little overdue.
chirotonsor by retorick September 4, 2011
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Chirotouch 

When you think your chiropractor is about to adjust your spine but he gropes you like a sedated choir boy instead
I wanted a quick adjustment but I got a Chirotouch with a happy ending.
Chirotouch by KimodoDragon October 10, 2018
The place you go when you wanna have some drinks with friends, and usually get pissed drunk with them.

Also a state of being similar to drunkness.
Jose picks up the phone and calls Vivian...
Vivian: "yo!"
Jose: "where are we going today?"
Vivian: "Chirolaaaaaa!!!"
Jose: "w00t!... lets go!"

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on twitter... "@chicken_ de camino pa Chirola y despues pa Canaca con @izqrdo y @viviniky"

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While at a bar with friends Jose stumbles and Vivian asks: "Are you on Chirola already?"
Chirola by Izqrdo April 17, 2009

Chirobation 

the act of giving oneself a chiropractic adjustment
it looked like yoga, but he was actually engaging in chirobation
Chirobation by rebelyid March 2, 2005

chiromaniac 

n. - One who compulsively masturbates; One who masturbates in excess
It was years before anyone knew it, but Greg was a severe chiromaniac. He only took a break from his self indulgence long enough to read his favorite story, Don Quixote.
chiromaniac by Dustin Landau September 3, 2005

Chidotastic 

A fantastic plus really fair performance
Runner 1 was chidotastic
Chidotastic by Mco Jr July 10, 2022

chilotar 

(romanian word) - a man who wears his underwear in different ways
My friend is a chilotar
chilotar by sadjk djks October 20, 2012