chip shop slag 

A term used to describe the appearance of a cheap, tacky, greasy, Pikey slag working in a chip shop.

"Ugh, did you see that chip shop slag in Fryer Tucks?"

"I can't even eat these chips. They may be contaminated."

chip shop slag by Bob Sleigh September 22, 2007

chip shop fart 

A guff perpetrated in a chip shop that because of the envioroment nobody hears or smells!! The perfect crime!

Ian: (silently thinking to himself) "Take that you customers! A chip shop fart to your lardy selves"
Customers, oblivious.

chip shop fart by Jeffrey Douglas September 3, 2006

Fish and Chip Shop 

A place where the creme de la creme go to boogy on down with the local riff raff, whilst enjoying the shop's specialities such as Cod&Chips. It indeed would be fair to say the Chip shop is a good insight into the class system in Britain today. Workers in the chip shop are always strapping and gorgeous as the grease in the air is good for their skin.

"What ho, old boy, let's go down to the Fish and Chip Shop for one of each"

"Quick lads, let's go down to the Fish and Chip Shop for one of each"

Fish and Chip Shop by Jeffrey Douglas July 14, 2006

Marden fish & chip shop 

Also known as hells fish and chip shop. A place where your bound for an early grave if you eat the chips

Sarah: "Hey Jim, wanna go to the Marden fish & chip shop?"
Jim:"I would no sooner eat the ungodly food stuff under the oven."

Marden fish & chip shop by murphoman May 29, 2010

all over the chip shop

all over the place/ not in a good state of mind

shes all over the chip shop today

all over the chip shop by user366764656787674 April 6, 2025

chipshop 

A fucked up haircut, usually cut with a chip fork and a bottle of vinegar.

guy 1: look at that chipshop
guy 2: yeah, what a kuyt

chipshop by chipshop May 14, 2014

chipshopped 

When one consumes so much alchol that they are battered, just like a fish at a chip shop.

Friend: what you doing tonight?
Me: Bro, I'm getting chipshopped!

chipshopped by Rob Wallis June 8, 2019