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Wheys ma fucking ching, cunty?
by J.L August 30, 2003
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Diarrhea... bad diarrhea! Sometimes referred to as 'the ching.'
Diarrhea, ching-ching-ching... diarrhea, ching-ching-ching.
by theBLOB May 13, 2005
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ching- scottish slang for cocaine (not crack)

As used in "Porno" (the book) by Irvine Welsh.
tha's mah fookin ching ya radge coont!
by Rabid Anarchist April 05, 2004
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1.A Chinese surname.
2. Sometimes ignorantly used to describe someone who is or looks Asian.
"Hi, my name is Kevin Ching."
"That Ching over there really gets on my nerves."
by Jimmy Hapa June 07, 2004
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another word for cocaine

also named in various songs like ms jade n nelly furtado..."what about my bling bling bling what about my ching ching ching..what about all the money that uve sniffed up today!!"
ie....im gunna get some ching for the rave at weekend...

or lets have a ching chang chong party...ching being cocaine, chang the beer and chong the weed!! let the good times roll!!

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To write crap on facebook statuses that are totally irrelevant to you.
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Verb, When you are involuntarily trapped in an endless discussion in which you cannot escape.
To avoid being chinged, one can:
1. Attend imaginary emergency meeting
2. Fake a phone call
3. Jump out nearest window
by WToFu January 24, 2013
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