1. shove one chopstick up your ass and another down your urethra
2. hang day old bananas from the ceiling by a string. (make sure the string hangs the banana at face length... you'll see why in a minute)
3. blindfold yourself
4. walk around and pretend those very bananas are erect penis's as they slap your face ever so.
2. hang day old bananas from the ceiling by a string. (make sure the string hangs the banana at face length... you'll see why in a minute)
3. blindfold yourself
4. walk around and pretend those very bananas are erect penis's as they slap your face ever so.
The Chinese Kamikaze is the reason i get up in the morning.
Kyle: Dude, best Tuesday morning ever.
Rick: Why, what happened kyle?
Kyle: I gave myself a Chinese Kamikaze at my mother-in-laws house before anyone woke up.
Rick: Sweet?
Kyle: Dude, best Tuesday morning ever.
Rick: Why, what happened kyle?
Kyle: I gave myself a Chinese Kamikaze at my mother-in-laws house before anyone woke up.
Rick: Sweet?
by 370 e August 2, 2010