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chinese cock worm 

The act of going to the market dressed in a skirt of meat when your penis slips through the cracks of the pork chops hanging from your stomach and a small maggot finds its way into your urethra and you fuck a small village girl in the ass while the maggot makes its way to her ovaries and then later a child in the shape of a seven foot African cock emerges into the world and stops world hunger.
I'm pretty sure our president is the result of a Chinese cock worm.

Chinese Cock-Trap 

A Chinese Cock-Trap is when two males get so intoxicated (the only way this would be fathom able) and decide to play this game. One male inserts half of a Q-Tip in his erected penis then the other male shoves the other half in his erect penis. Then in one motion both males thrust backwards: the male with the Q-Tip remaining in their penis is the declared winner.
Dude, Crist and Matt got into an argument the other night while they were drinking. So they played Chinese Cock-Trap and Matt totally pwned Crist.
Chinese Cock-Trap by Dawned Upon December 20, 2010

Chinese cock trap 

An act when 2 men put their cocks inside each end of a Chinese finger trap. They move back and forward causing the finger trap to jerk them off and to make them touch cock tips.
Hey guys, I just say the janitor and the math teacher doing a Chinese cock trap in the bathroom!

Chinese CockFire 

When you give someone a Chinese burn on their dick so hard their foreskin burns off.
I would love to give him a Chinese CockFire

Chinese Cocky Bomb 

Traditional name for the flaming bag of poop prank.
Last night Mr. Jones fell victim to a Chinese cocky bomb.
Chinese Cocky Bomb by fatallymauled September 16, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026