chimportant 

A play on Darwinism and man's self importance... CHIMPortant. Making fun of someone who makes a big deal over unimportant things. Chimp + Important

Bush's "War On Drugs" is Chimportant.

A bureaucracy is very Chimportant.

chimportant by Dean "buttons the chimp" Williams May 25, 2003

Chimpotent 

A Chav who is impotent. Combining the two names.

I pulled down my girlfriend`s tracky bottoms and was still floppy. I must be a Batty boy and be Chimpotent.

Chimpotent by Daggg June 2, 2010