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Chimamanda Adichie

A stunningly gorgeous Nigerian-American author whose nimble writing style often presents stories from multiple points of view. Her feminist ideals and her willingness to write critically about West Africa and the Nigerian diaspora are widely considered very bold and brave.
Chimamanda Adichie's voice was featured in the Beyoncé song "Flawless," in which the author spoke to encourage today's women to overcome sexism, including the idea that women - but not necessarily men - should automatically aspire to marriage.
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Chimpanzee Choke

The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.
Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.

Chipanda 

A wonderful concoction achieved by following these steps:

Step 1. Get a "vegetarian" burrito from Chipotle. No beans.

Step 2. Go to Panda Express (usually located very near Chipotle) and buy an order of Orange Chicken.

Step 3. Insert the Orange Chicken into the Chipotle burrito and refold/wrap.

You now have "Chipanda" - a Chipotle Burrito with Panda Express Orange Chicken as the meat. It's as delicious as it is inventive.
"Want to try this new 4-star restaurant?"

"No way. We're gonna grab ourselves some Chipanda."
Chipanda by mctoasterson December 9, 2008

Chimamanda 

Chimamanda

Awesome nice sweet!
Beautiful caring and sassy
She goes from 0-100 real quick if u get on her nerves

Other than tthat she is a amazing friend and dont lose her
Chimamanda is real sassy okrrr

Chimpanigger

Portmanteau of Chimpanzee and Nigger. Chimpanzees are extremely violent, and very promiscuous, just like niggers. Niggers are also prone to violent outbursts, known as chimping out". Therefore a nigger in the middle of a chimp out may be described as a chimpanigger.
Chimpaniggers were on the news again last night. They stabbed a teenager in Brixton, shot someone in Streatham High Street and violently raped at least 30 human women.
Chimpanigger by TNBSpotter May 28, 2011

chillando 

"Lml I'm Chillando right now!"
chillando by BriBriBri February 9, 2014

Chimamanda 

Hot, beautiful, sweet.
Chimamanda is a very nice girl and a amazing friend. She Is very caring and attractive. If u have a Chimamanda in your life don't lose her!
Chimamanda is so nice!