chimbawop

A chimpanzee who completely and pathetically failed in life. Extremely miserable and decidedly given up on all hope, it went to the Koala Bear community for redemption only to be shat on by a family of agnostic Koalas and thrown off a cliff. Bruised emotionally and physically dead and mutilated across rocks, it was a chimpanzee no more. From the shit and blood rose, the Chimbawop. A creature defining stupidity at its prime.

I hope you fail so bad that when you say the word "shit" in despair, you actually turn into a chimbawop and jump off a diving board and miss the pool landing ankle first on cement.

chimbawop by Haroon A. July 7, 2008

Chumbawoola 

If You Call Someone A Chumbawoola That Person Annoys You But Does Not Annoy Others. This Also Means You Are Calling Them "jarring" Or "Cringy"

Billy:Hi I Called Someone Horrible Then I Dabbed

As The Dab Is A Dead Dance Move
Bobby:You Absolute Chumbawoola

Chumbawoola by TheOneTrueSpicyJuan January 10, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016