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summer child 

someone who is naive and unaware to the horrors of the real world.
"He wouldn't do that, would he?" "Oh, you sweet summer child, of course he would."
summer child by drugdealingshark February 15, 2015
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1 a young master.
2 the other definitions are just people messing up the spelling of "child".
3 tartaglia from genshin impact that i didn't manage to pull.
the childe is very wise, despite his young age.
or
how the fuck did you get childe on your first pull.
childe by hispotatogals December 6, 2020

Lana rhoades child 

A child with approximately 5 million dads because their mother did some nasty stuff with them
Person 1: Oh look it’s Lana rhoades child
Person 2: Isn’t that the person with 2752725271525 dads

Hair Child 

the drain clog caused by a mess of pubes and jizz
It's only safe to remove your own Hair Child from the shower -- and it's the right thing to do after a long shower
Hair Child by kmfrayed April 29, 2012
Word mash using chill and AF (as fuck). Meaning extremely chill.
Man, Josh, the delivery driver is chilaf!
Chilaf by Go Jax Jags August 4, 2016

warner chilcotting 

First tagged by Hank Green, this term defines anyone who runs a business where its customers' lives rely on it, most likely medicine drug companies. When the company randomly spikes the cost of their product, which endangers the lives of customers who may not afford the new price, the CEO of the company "Warner Chilcotted" their customers.
guy 1: "Hey, I can't afford my diabetes medicine because the price randomly rose out of nowhere!"
guy 2: "Those medicinal companies, always warner chilcotting us!"