Your boyfriend gave me a chili rub.
by Alli.gator January 11, 2016
When you realize, mid-shit, that you ran out of toilet paper and are now forced to make a tough decision.
by Mrrobot January 30, 2016
When you're mid-shit and realize there is no toilet paper.
by Mrrobot February 18, 2016
when a person cant take the spicyness of a food that has chili powder sprinkled on it, he takes the food (ex. spicy peanuts) and rubs them around in his hand, dusting off most of the chili powder, thus making it significantly less spicy.
guy1: oh man theese are some good spicy peanuts!
guy2 rubs the peanuts in his hand
guy1: oh man was that a chili powder rub? UNCOOL, man, UNCOOL!
guy2 rubs the peanuts in his hand
guy1: oh man was that a chili powder rub? UNCOOL, man, UNCOOL!
by annoncat December 13, 2009