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childsprawl 

A widespread phenomenon which occurs when (usually) a couple will buy a house based on it's expansive lawn and one story layout because they have, or intend to have, two or more children.
One of the leading causes of suburban sprawl, childsprawl typically involves a ranch house set back from the street with a large open (read-a homogenously treeless lawn) back yard (which is often used to build another room onto the back, since zoning won't allow the front yard to be built on no matter how deep it is).
Dog Sprawl is similar to, and oftentimes accompanied by, dogsprawl, except that rather than use a public baseball diamond or other playing field, they use the yard for this purpose (which, in turn, compacts the soil and renders it unproductive.)
One need only watch HGTV to see the process of childsprawl in action.
childsprawl by Miskatonic Jack 2 February 6, 2007

chillster 

Some one who is all around relaxed and cool to chill with; namely Patrick Love
'hey man, where can I find a chillster?'
'I know man! Patrick Love!'
chillster by PLove January 21, 2005
Someone who lacks the ability to chill.
Billy! Chill out the cops are looking, you chilltard.
Chilltard by Agapetos July 21, 2014

Chillstream 

A live stream centered around a chill comment section and messing around.
Jim: Hey Tom wanna join me for a Chillstream?
Tom: Yeah sure bro, we can read Yahoo answers.
Chillstream by MilkyRocket May 9, 2018

chillster 

one not particularly affiliated with the militant hipster tastes or pretentious scenester stylings. an elated existentialist. generally extremely good looking with a relaxed style.
a chillster would never pay 5 dollars for a PBR
chillster by 1725steve April 29, 2011

childster 

1. child molester
2. some pokemon with penii on his head
3. Someone who is trying to molest you
4. a Pimp
1. Run from Childster!
2. RUN FROM CHILDSTER! AND PIMPETTE!
3. Yo, dont be such a Childster.
4. Gotta see the childster about my bitches.
childster by lyssth June 28, 2003