A rhyme-arific and obnoxious way to respond to the obnoxious & ubiquitous question, "Guess What?" A much easier response than actually trying to guess the topic about to be brought up.
Inane Questioner: "Guess What?"
Clever You: "CHICKEN BUTT!"
Inane Questioner: "umm.. right..."

by Handsome Pete September 26, 2003
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a common dad joke, used when someone asks the question "guess what?"
Person 1: Guess what?
Their dad: Chicken butt!
(Person 1 dies of the ultimate burn)
by Frankiscooltoo September 18, 2018
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A win or lose game. The questioner tries to catch the questionee off guard by asking "Guess what?" as if they really have news.
A: Guess What?
B: What?
A: Chicken Butt!
In the above senario person A wins the game, had person B said Chicken Butt in response they would have won the game and person A loses.
by Megpie November 23, 2007
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1. It doesnt mean a chickens butt, it's a nickname.
2. One person who submits cool definitions to the dictionary.
1. "Hey, ya chicken butt! Whats up?
2. "Whoa! Did you see Chicken Butt's definition for "thing"? It kicks total ass!"
by chicken butt July 14, 2003
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Answer to the question Guess what? 1st in a series of Chicken questions used to amuse my 5 year old grand daughter by her Uncle Joey.

#1. Guess What?
answer Chicken butt

#2 Guess Where?
answer Chicken hair

#3 Guess Why?
answer Chicken thigh

#4 Guess Who?
answer Chicken pooh

#5 Guess the rest?
answer Chicken Breast
by GrannyBee October 13, 2008
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