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chickenaise 

A condiment developed by experimental gastronomist Joseph Trinity, Chickenaise is a culinary breakthrough. Thought to be a biological impossibility, Dr. Trinity discovered that it is possible to infuse an emulsion of specific oils, herbs and spices with not only the albumen of Galliformes' or Anseriformes' eggs, but with the parent fowl itself. The resulting product is a creamy, rich, hearty spread with limitless food service applications. As of this writing, Chickenaise is currently pending FDA approval. In March of 2010, a poultry advocacy group, Individuals Believing in Ethical Chicken treatment (IBEC) petitioned to ban Chickenaise, citing "...the abhorrent concoction is degrading to chickens and birds of the like. To take the life of an unborn creature egg for the purpose of consumption is in itself inhumane. But to slaughter and combine it's own mother in the dish is perverse. Tasty, but perverse."
This BLT is dry and lacking a hint of bird. I wish someone would develop Chickenaise!!!
chickenaise by jostriwa March 19, 2010
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Chickenass 

A chickenass is another word for cloaca, which I'm sure lots of americans will say, but is actually another word for a really stupid person (at a certain time)
It emphasises a person to being a chicken, but like if that's not enough, you just add ass because it has a ring to it.
Thus a guy named Pantoffelman from the town of Beglium started calling his friends chickenasses as of tomorrowland 2008.
A. What is a banana?
B. You chickenass! A banana is like an apple but it looks like a banana!
A. Sorry dude i really didn't know. What is a chickenass?
B. Another word for cloaca. The Americans must use it a lot
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chickenkisser 

Homosexual male. One who prefers to perform oral sex on a man.
If I was a bettin' man, I'd bet 50 million that Richard Simmons is a chickenkisser.
chickenkisser by Howard Alan S. November 17, 2010

chickenasshole 

An asshole who runs away come conflict in an Situation
U Chickenasshole quit running your mouth when u ain't gonna do shit.
chickenasshole by Bizarro_Spyderman September 28, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026