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chicken tikka masala 

The bomb dig of Indian food.

Chicken Tikka Masala 

Chicken Tikka Masala - "Indian" dish invented by white people, for white people; usually likes to hang out at buffets and sometimes mistakenly ends up on an Indian's plate. To prepare, take some lukewarm water, pour in curry powder and chicken, and stir/blend continuously until all ingredients are dissolved. Add red food coloring if desired. Salt is optional. Serve lukewarm.

Alternate pronunciations: "chicken teekee masala", chicken tikh hai masala", "This shit is SPICY!!!", or "DAMN that's some good teekee CURRY y'all!!"
Waiter at Indian restaurant: "What would you like to order?"
White person: "Is that even a question?! Chicken tikki masala! I heard it's the best here!"
Waiter: "You mean the chicken tikka masala?"
White person: "Yeah, that's what I said!"
Waiter: sigh... "coming right up..."
Chicken Tikka Masala by bubba666 August 24, 2012

chicken tikka yorkshire pudding 

It's when you're dads from England but your mums from India
Hes a chicken tikka Yorkshire pudding right ?

Chicken Tika Masala

When your bestie doesn’t have chips so doesn’t want her CHICKEN TIKA MASALA so your “Ted” throws it on the grass.
Wow, that chicken Tika Masala was thrown pretty hard.”

chickentikamasala 

Chickentikamasala is a hot and spicy dish that you should serve to someone if you want them to blow out farts like a 46 bullet rapid fire shot gun.
"Bro that girl ate way too much chickentikamasala"

"yea she sharted out that spicy stuff"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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