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Chicken And Eggs

When you have sex with a MILF and her daughter simultaneously. Proof is generally required to confirm accomplishment of the act. Those who complete the task are encouraged to call their best friend, next of kin and/or parents. Automatically bestows legendary status by default.
Steve: "Hey Lenny I got your text last night at three in the morning, did you really get you some chicken and eggs?".

Lenny: "Hell yeah I did. I got the pictures right here to prove it".
Chicken And Eggs by Lorethe2nd October 29, 2015
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chicken and eggs

A non-sequiter that implies excitement.
"Hey, there's a killer party this weekend!"
"Chicken and eggs!"
chicken and eggs by DougCo December 24, 2007

Chicken and eggs

Translated from Spanish: pollo y huevos. A humorous way of saying penis and balls.
Did you get to play with his chicken and eggs?

Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants 

"Not only is there a killer party this weekend, but our Google AdSense account just paid us $1,000 for doing nothing!"
"Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants!"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004