by Cantona December 18, 2003
A term commonly used with great fury in reference to your sibling allowing the dog to escape for a few minutes. Although it may not seem fit, being labeled a chicken fucker is sufficient verbal punishment for letting the dog escape. It's even more delightful when you get called one by a 10 year old.
(horrific southern drawl)* "Jarrrred, you motherfucken chicken fucker!, you let the fucken dawg out and now I'm gonna tell mom that you and your friends raped me." "You two-bit chicken shit!"
by Dee July 15, 2004
A guy usually with a last name that starts with E That fucks chickens while his friends and family think its a joke
by Crazylady337 October 23, 2017
One who succesfully serves a squash ball to the other side of the squash court. If they fail, they are a fuckin bad chicken fucker. If another person serves the ball more effectively, they fucked it better.
Eden: Hurry up and fuck the chicken!
Lily: I'm fucking trying!!!
Milly: I'm a better chicken fucker than you!
Lily: You're such a fucking chicken fucker.
Eden: FUCK FUCK FUCK FFFUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!
Lily: I'm fucking trying!!!
Milly: I'm a better chicken fucker than you!
Lily: You're such a fucking chicken fucker.
Eden: FUCK FUCK FUCK FFFUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!
by CHICKENFUCKERBITCHES February 26, 2011
by J.R.P October 12, 2015
Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!
"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"
by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008
CNN News reporter: "Yeah pulled this bitch last night. Got her ass home. Sobered tha fuk up tho. She was rank and i couldna get wood. Pulled a frozen chicken outta tha deep freeze. The ho fingered her slime hole throughout. Even ma dog licked tha bitch out. Man ima frozen chicken fucker"
by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017