chicken bake

The tastiest way to have a heart attack.

A chicken bake, found in the vast majority of Costco food courts, is basically a sort of baguette stuffed with chicken, bacon bits, and a kind of mayonnaise-y sauce. It is topped with cheese and baked.

With more than 50 grams of fat (80% DV), 1961 mg sodium (82% DV), and 1007 calories, Costco's chicken bake is a delicious death sentence.

by ILoveCostco November 28, 2011

chicken bake

A baguette-shaped "burrito" rolled with pizza dough consisting of chicken, mozzarella, bacon bits, caeser dressing, and parmesan cheese on top. It used to have green onion, but never returned after the recall a few years back. Usually requested by hispanics and young men trying to bulk up.

The chicken bake is an item from the Costco pizza kitchen. Also referred to as a "bake" or a chicken bacon.

"Hi. what can I get for you?"
"A chicken bake with a side of dressing."

-or-

"We need more bakes up front."

by nofriends420 May 8, 2009

Chicken Bake

The reward from costco, is what you get for doing anal. It is purchased by your partner.

"Last night i got a chicken bake"
"Damn dude how's your asshole?"

by Miragek June 2, 2022

Chicken bake

Used to describe those who are unable to quickly make a decision when faced with many options, such as with a lunch menu. Wavering and vascillating, "chicken bakes" often hold tightly to one menu item for the rest of their lives, valuing the security of knowing what they are getting. With a history marked with regrets over past dining decisions, a "chicken bake" craves the security of a risk-free mealtime.

"What would you like, sir?"
"Chicken bake."

by Skattabrak October 3, 2007

Baked Chicken

Getting high to the point where you are thoroughly and sufficiently baked through, as a fully cooked chicken would be.

Dude, I got so stoned last night, I was Baked Chicken for sure.

by Adrizzy69 January 9, 2017

baked chicken

When your girl is laying naked on her back with her knees pulled up to her chest she is in the baked chicken position.

I came home from work last night and found my wife had prepared the baked chicken so I provided the stuffing!

by almondhead June 19, 2015

Baked Chicken

A sexual position in which the woman is on the bottom and resembles a baked chicken on it's back. Her legs are supported by the man's arms, at the elbows. This position is also know as the wheelbarrow, double hucklebuck, the BC, the Boston College, and the Doug Flutie

Last night I put Latisha in the Baked Chicken and she came like a wild donkey on meth.

by griffcopter July 18, 2011