Like a speck of gold in a muddy riverbed, Chicago is the pearl of an otherwise abysmal region known as “the Midwest.”
"I spent my first year of college in Chicago at DePaul University. I learned that they call it "the windy city" because it truly blows to live there."
1. The Land of Lincoln
2.Obamanation (Fuck You Hawaii)
3.The space inbetween Chicago and St. Louis and the eventual battleground in the war between Cubs fans and Cards fans.
4. Home of the most corrupt politicians in the world.
Chicago just needs to severe from Illinois and become its own state, most downstaters treat it like one anyways.
Shit-cago...you MUST be from new york. Im glad that outta towners dont understand what chicago is all about, id rather enjoy my city without all the shitty attention and arrogance that LALA LAnd and New york get. Who gives a crap that LA is "2nd city", it has freakin 4 times as much land as chicago and only a few hundred thousand more people, hmm LA: only if your rich, a celeb, or a gangster New York: only if you want desiner clothes, live in a skyscraper "paradise"(by the way, didnt Chicago INVENT THE SKYSCRAPER!!!!) and be treated like shit by everyone living there and elsewhere. Chicago PWNS all. dirty lake and dirty river?!?!?! LOL ever look at the east hudson river? nuff said --->lake michigan, best drinking water in the WORLD...yes, THE WORLD why you think LA want a pipe built from chicago to california, hmm yea. you can keep hollywood, who gives a shit about celebrities. you can keep times square, carson daley sucks ass. you can keep beverly hills, we dont need plastic surgeons here in chitown. you can keep your shitty architecture. Murder capital, hell yea, get the fuck out if you dont like! pussies
Mcdonalds, disney, skyscrapers...yes all from chicago
A state in the midwest consisting of Chicago and the rest of Illinois. The capital, Springfield, is known for putting the name Lincoln in front of everything, a few are Lincoln Memorial Gardens, Abraham Lincoln capital airport, President Lincoln hotel and confernece Center, Land of Lincoln... The most rapidly developing area in downstate Illionois is Chatham which has roughly ten to eleven new residential developments, and the town only has 10,000 people. It's right next to Springield, and is known for its excellent school district.
I was visiting my Dad in Illiois and i realized Chatham developed a rush hour.
Illinois should be two states, downsate Illinois, and The Chicagoland area.
House music, (named "House Music" after The Warehouse club in Chicago where it originated in the early 1980's,) is a style of electronic dance music that was developed by dance club DJs in Chicago that were influenced by early to mid-1970s dance music as spun by DJs in New York, and spread to Detroit, New York, and eventually Europe. House music is strongly influenced by elements of the early to mid 1970s soul- and funk-infused dance music style of disco. House music takes disco's use of a prominent bass drum on every beat and developed a new style by mixing in a heavy electronic synthesizer bassline, electronic drums, electronic effects, funk and pop samples, and reverb- or delay-enhanced vocals.more...
The common element of house music is a prominent kick drum on every beat (also known as a four-to-the-floor beat), usually generated by a drum machine or sampler. The kick drum sound is augmented by various kick fills and extended dropouts. The drum track is filled out with hihat cymbal patterns on the eighth-note offbeats, and a snare drum or clap sound on beats two and four of every bar. This pattern is derived from so-called "four-on-the-floor" dance drumbeats of the 1960s and especially the 1970s disco drummers.
Producers commonly layer sampled drum sounds to achieve a more complex sound, filling out the audio spectrum and tailoring the mix for large club sound systems. House music is uptempo music for dancing and has a tempo range of between 118 and 135 bpm. Producers...
|6.||Milwaukee Power Wash|
Using a cheap beer, preferably a Miller product or Old Style (if you have no respect for the woman feel free to use Milwaukee's Best), is the best way to give a woman an authentic Milwaukee Power Wash.
During sexual intercourse grab a bottle or can of beer and shake vigorously while bringing your woman toward climax. As she's close to orgasm pop the beer open and aim the stream at her clitoris. This will enhance her experience and potentially bring a would-be one night stand back for more.
Contrary to the name of the move, it originated in the Chicago-land area, and the beer of choice was commonly Old Style which is brewed in Milwaukee.
Lyle: I took this chick home last night and gave her a Milwaukee Power Wash.
Bob-ay: How'd that go?
Lyle: Really well! I executed it perfectly and she's been calling me her God.
A place where apparently everyone who lives there thinks it's extremly ghetto, when really it's not at all. It's just a suburb of Chicago that happens to be very racially and financially varied between it's residents, sometimes causing problems, but definatly not ghetto. You can't judge a town by a few of it's people.
Very nice in some parts, and OK in others.
I live in Bolingbrook, or should I say BORINGbrook.